Sunday, November 15, 2009

Tom Cable Keeping His Pimp Hand Strong

After another heartbreaking loss in a shoot out (16-10) today against the powerhouse KC Chiefs in the Toilet Bowl, Raiders head coach Tom Cable learned that he is NOT going to be disciplined by the NFL for his woman beating antics. Man, you gotta love that. First he cold cocks his assistant breaking his jaw, then dodges allegations of beating two former girlfriends and THEN openly admits he has hit a woman before. Still, WITHOUT repercussions. Only in America people. Wait, is it legal if they deserved it?

Dont worry... the league didnt miss Chad OchoJohnson holding that dollar bill in his hand. $20K, pay up.



Disclaimer: YEA, I KNOW, the Eagles did lose to the Raiders but I can still rip Tom Cable if I feel like it.

Another disclaimer: Please dont hit women. Thank you.

If You Wanna Win... Put Vince Young In

As my buddy Bob P (accurately) stated... So what if Vince Young is a functional retard? HE WINS. Vinny Y put up 210 and a TD against the... well, Bills. But who cares? A wins a win. Yea, getting 200+ all purpose yards from Chris Johnson helped, but it seems like the Titans are having a bit of a resurgence, ripping off 3 straight wins after starting 0-6. Vince has gotten some confidence back (lets not mention his suicide attempt) and is playing decently enough to get the wins. He is managing well, about as well as you have to manage to run a successful McDonalds.





Vince Young goes hard... On and off the field. Get it Vince!


DJ Spin That...

Saw a good friend and former teammate of mine out on Friday night. Austin Walker (you may have heard of his dad, Wes Walker, all-time great NY Jets Wide Receiver), better known as DeeJay AWOL has been doing his own independent music thing. Making some beats and producing some stuff. I told him I just started a blog so I would throw some of his stuff up. He has been featured on a couple NY radio stations where he hails from. Check his stuff out below. Kids got some talent.



And for all the ladies out there. AWOL put together a little Britteny Spears mix...

The Man Behind the Mullet

I dont know whats better, Jared Allen's mullet or Jared Allen's sack celebration. Here is an NFL.com video strictly about his mullet. Classic.


"Party with 2 r's"

Props to MD4

Excuse Me, But Is There a Dog in Here?

 Quick Story

Last night, I ventured down to Canton Square in Downtown Baltimore. My sister was visiting for her friends birthday and they headed out to this nice spot called Caladdaghs (pronounced Colada/man, I should get payed for all these plugs I do). I figured I would check out the scene, say happy birthday and have a drink. Caladdagh's consists of an upstairs and a downstairs. The upstairs is more of a dancefloor type area. So we ventured up there at one point. One of the first things I noticed (was a bit hard not to) was some gang banger waving a towel above his head while dancing. Okay, yea, that was pretty interesting. Didnt really pay much mind to it until... out of no where, I hear a dog barking. Naturally, I was like WTF?! I look around, and wouldnt you know but Mr. Towel-Wavin'-Guy was breaking it down on the dance flo' while simutameously barking like a dog. I mean this guy had skillZ... dance moves, towel wavin' and dog barkin'? Come on, you dont even see that in the movies!

Oh yea, the song playing was "3" by Brittany Spears. Dead Serious.


USC= University of a Serious Collapse




Another weekend of college football passed. And another pitiful USC loss. Humiliating, embarrassing, disheartening and effortless, do these words describe USC's losses? Is it wrong to say that people are almost expecting them to lose now?

Just to show you how bad it is:
- Giving up 55 points at home and losing by 34 Saturday was the worst loss since 1966. My Dad was 7.
- USC has given up 111 points in the last 3 games
- USC is ranked No. 22 in the AP Poll. Worst in 7 years. They are now in same area as Utah, Rutgers and.... Houston...
- Two of USC's last 3 losses have been the worst in the Pete Carroll Era.

In all fairness, a 2 loss USC team could still beat a lot of teams out there. Two losses by USC is a down season by their standards. But now with this 3rd loss I cant say that all the criticism is unwarranted. Mind you, these arent just "loses" either, these are some serious beatdowns.

You know what they say... All good things must come to an end. Sorry Pete.

How Do You Spend Your Free Time? Ghosting?

My roommate Sam brought this video to my attention. A couple guys, who I think are Australian, or something weird, go about and practice this new sport called ghosting. Check it out.... You gotta scroll to about 2:15 to start the action. Hilarious...

Back to Business

Sorry about no new material yesterday. Out of respect for the boys from The U, I wanted my last post to reign supreme for awhile. I know I got a lot of positive feed back from it and I know there is a nice little buzz going around about this team now, so I only thought it was right just to let that sit there for awhile for everyone to pass around.

Anyway, I'm just getting moving today and I got a couple of things in my head that I need to scratch out so look for those the rest of today.

... Including a guy last night dancing by himself and barking like a dog.