OchoCinco "Acts A Donkey"

Chad OchoCinco used some unique language to invite a fan on his twitter on a shopping spree. The tweet said:
"Hotel manager name is Jesse, first person to say my name Ocho Cinco to Jesse at the Marriot we about to act a donkey in the mall." Yup, Chad was going to buy Donkeys in the mall.

The lucky fan was David Anderson, who was at the hotel within 15 minutes (nerd alert). Him and OchoCinco hit the mall and began donkeying. Over 50 people ended up showing up at the hotel asking for "Jesse". The hotel fielded tons of phone calls, even 6 hours after the tweet.

Shake and Bake

Mascots are funny as is. But this guys dance moves are unreal.

The Very First "Raw Section" Free T-Shirt Contest

It is here. It is here to stay. The very first "TheRawSection" free t-shirt contest. The rules are simple. The object is simple. The t-shirts are free (we will even ship them).

There are 2 separate contests:

Rep TheRawSection- Represent TheRawSection however you would like. Do it at your tailgate, fratastic party, place of work, school, game, whatever/wherever. It doesnt matter.
The most creative/coolest/funniest/Rawest picture submission will be the winner, as voted on by the people of TRS. We will also post your pic for a week. Instant stardom. Everyone in the picture will get a t-shirt (as long as its not all of Happy Valley or something)
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Biggest Cheesemon- I know what your question is. Whats a Cheesemon?
Well, to come up with an accurate definition for Cheesemon, you must consulte the Dictionary of Peter Swerz. The D of PS states a Cheesemon is a McPherson or a total Cheese person. A squeak. In plain English that is a person thats a huge fratstar, or a toolish cool person, or the person that gets the most ignored calls in your phone. I think you get the picture. Please add a short Cheese story to increase your potential of winning. We will post the Cheesemon for a week.

All you need to do is email us your picture submission. We may choose more than one winner for the both contests so fire away. The last day to send your pics in is December 4th. We will pick the winner right after that.

Here is a prototype of one of the shirts (its not the final copy, they will be in color). Pretty self explanitory. Know what I mean?

Judge Threatens Jail for Collaros

An Ohio Judge has warned Cincinnati Bearcats QB Zach Collaros that if he doesnt finish his alcohol class then he is going to jail instead of the bowl game. Collaros was caught with a fake ID a few months back trying to get into a bar. He was ordered to attend a class on the dangers of alcohol. Obviously, he didnt. The Judge called him back in and reprimanded him. Excuse me, Mr. Judge, do you not know Zach Collaros is way above the law right now. His QB rating of 195.53 is practically a get out of jail free card in Ohio! Sorry he didnt have time for your class Mr. Judge, his hands were full with throwing 4 touchdowns against Syracuse. I think the Judge clearly jumped off the bandwagon when they brought former starter Tony Pike in down in the redzone to score the touchdowns this past week.

Kevin Garnett Making It Rain

Shout out to Trevor Brown aka T Dog for this video. Kevin Garnett hits an almost full court shot... that doesnt count. Nevertheless, a sick play by him.

When You Think You Are Having a Bad Day...

...just be thankful you are not this guy.

Thats nice technique right there.

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

(Begin playing BuckCherry's "Crazy Bitch")... Now I realize this is somewhat old news but New Mexico women's soccer player Elizabeth Lambert has broken her silence about her actions in a game against BYU. In the game, she went ape shit and started beating ass, no lie.

Hey Elizabeth, fyi, they are Mormons.

She granted an interview to the NY Times where she tried to defend herself. I cant really say it worked. "I think the way the video came out, it did make me look like a monster." was how she defended herself. You think? You think the way the video came out made you look like a monster? Honestly. This ones a slam dunk. I dont think the way the video came out made you look like a monster. No I dont think that at all. I think the way you did your best Manny Pacquiao impression on that girl's face made you look like monster.

Anyway, here is a post of the video of this girl going beast mode.

Mangino Loves to Touch

Kansas Jayhawks football Coach Mark Mangino has been under some fire the past couple of days over allegations of abuse of his players. Today, things arent getting better for him. Some of his former players have stepped up and confirmed the allegations.

Below is a quote from former WR Raymond Brown about what Mangino said to him after dropping a pass:
(Right after his brother had been shot in St. Louis)
"I dropped a pass and [Mangino] was mad," Brown said. "And I said, 'Yes, sir. Yes, sir.' The yelling didn't bother me. But then he said, 'Shut up!' He said, 'If you don't shut up, I'm going to send you back to St. Louis so you can get shot with your homies.' I was irate. I wanted to hurt him to be honest with you."

If you ask me, that right there deserves punch to the face. Square in the shnoz.

I think we all know why Mangino is so fat now. He probably insulted Jenny Craig too.

Well, that, or his players keep sneaking into his snack drawer and thats whats pissing him off.

And for a little comparison...

Excessive Celebration

Typical Swedish hockey right here. The player, Hendrik Andersen, succesfully avoided any contact on his way to the net. Shot a nice shot around the goalie. And then proceded to excessively celebrate. Maybe not his fault...


BTW... His first goal of the year.