Last weekend, Pioneer High School in Woodland, CA did its best impersonation of Cal-Stanford's "The Play". Down 8-7 very late in the fourth quarter, Pioneer HS used a short pass, 3 latterals and one beautiful fake to seal the win on the games final play. The best part about the story is that Pioneer HS needed the win to get a shot at the playoffs. They won, they got in.
Ironically, both of these crazy endings happened in California. What's in the water out there?
Here is the video of the last play.
And Cal-Standfords "The Play"
Shout out to Penn Stater Billy Lloyd for the Pionner video.
Saturday, November 21, 2009
Friday, November 20, 2009
So You Wanna Be a Frat Superstar and Live Large?
We here at TRS are all about public safety and awareness. As the weekend kicks off we want to promote responsible drinking.
We present to you a video on how not to take a beer bong. This young 150lbs frat star tries to flex his beer muscles and gets dominated. Dont worry, he didnt die.
This is also another reason I am going with the Ravens over the Colts this weekend.
(Pay attention to what the on lookers are yelling in the video, too)
We present to you a video on how not to take a beer bong. This young 150lbs frat star tries to flex his beer muscles and gets dominated. Dont worry, he didnt die.
This is also another reason I am going with the Ravens over the Colts this weekend.
(Pay attention to what the on lookers are yelling in the video, too)
Taking It to the Face
Came across a video of a double knockdown in a Boxing match in England. Its funny and weird at the same time.
After seeing the hair cut of the guy in the black trunks it almost makes me wish this was just a video of a guy getting his face punched in. Really.
After seeing the hair cut of the guy in the black trunks it almost makes me wish this was just a video of a guy getting his face punched in. Really.
Two Guys One Stick
Last night, after the conclusion of the Anaheim Ducks game, Scott Niedermayer was just trying to be a nice guy and give his stick to a little girl in the stands. He handed his stick over the boards during the 3 stars of the game. Next thing you know, one inebriated prick cant seem to understand social norms and tries to rip the stick away from everyone. Subsequently, he jabs another guy in the face with the stick and then starts throwing haymakers. You stay classy, Anaheim.
As soon as Niedermayer hands his stick over you can see he knows how its going to turn out....
As soon as Niedermayer hands his stick over you can see he knows how its going to turn out....
A Happy Ending
This High School football game between Chaminade and Webster groves has an unreal finish.
Some pretty solid plays by both teams. The only thing that detracts from this game is the announcer at the end who is clearly just a gym teacher working overtime.
Props to Chris Boland (6 and 2) for the vid
Some pretty solid plays by both teams. The only thing that detracts from this game is the announcer at the end who is clearly just a gym teacher working overtime.
Props to Chris Boland (6 and 2) for the vid
Thursday, November 19, 2009
OchoCinco "Acts A Donkey"
Chad OchoCinco used some unique language to invite a fan on his twitter on a shopping spree. The tweet said:
"Hotel manager name is Jesse, first person to say my name Ocho Cinco to Jesse at the Marriot we about to act a donkey in the mall." Yup, Chad was going to buy Donkeys in the mall.
The lucky fan was David Anderson, who was at the hotel within 15 minutes (nerd alert). Him and OchoCinco hit the mall and began donkeying. Over 50 people ended up showing up at the hotel asking for "Jesse". The hotel fielded tons of phone calls, even 6 hours after the tweet.
"Hotel manager name is Jesse, first person to say my name Ocho Cinco to Jesse at the Marriot we about to act a donkey in the mall." Yup, Chad was going to buy Donkeys in the mall.
The lucky fan was David Anderson, who was at the hotel within 15 minutes (nerd alert). Him and OchoCinco hit the mall and began donkeying. Over 50 people ended up showing up at the hotel asking for "Jesse". The hotel fielded tons of phone calls, even 6 hours after the tweet.
The Very First "Raw Section" Free T-Shirt Contest
It is here. It is here to stay. The very first "TheRawSection" free t-shirt contest. The rules are simple. The object is simple. The t-shirts are free (we will even ship them).
There are 2 separate contests:
Rep TheRawSection- Represent TheRawSection however you would like. Do it at your tailgate, fratastic party, place of work, school, game, whatever/wherever. It doesnt matter.
The most creative/coolest/funniest/Rawest picture submission will be the winner, as voted on by the people of TRS. We will also post your pic for a week. Instant stardom. Everyone in the picture will get a t-shirt (as long as its not all of Happy Valley or something)
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Biggest Cheesemon- I know what your question is. Whats a Cheesemon?
Well, to come up with an accurate definition for Cheesemon, you must consulte the Dictionary of Peter Swerz. The D of PS states a Cheesemon is a McPherson or a total Cheese person. A squeak. In plain English that is a person thats a huge fratstar, or a toolish cool person, or the person that gets the most ignored calls in your phone. I think you get the picture. Please add a short Cheese story to increase your potential of winning. We will post the Cheesemon for a week.
All you need to do is email us your picture submission. We may choose more than one winner for the both contests so fire away. The last day to send your pics in is December 4th. We will pick the winner right after that.
Here is a prototype of one of the shirts (its not the final copy, they will be in color). Pretty self explanitory. Know what I mean?
There are 2 separate contests:
Rep TheRawSection- Represent TheRawSection however you would like. Do it at your tailgate, fratastic party, place of work, school, game, whatever/wherever. It doesnt matter.
The most creative/coolest/funniest/Rawest picture submission will be the winner, as voted on by the people of TRS. We will also post your pic for a week. Instant stardom. Everyone in the picture will get a t-shirt (as long as its not all of Happy Valley or something)
.
Biggest Cheesemon- I know what your question is. Whats a Cheesemon?
Well, to come up with an accurate definition for Cheesemon, you must consulte the Dictionary of Peter Swerz. The D of PS states a Cheesemon is a McPherson or a total Cheese person. A squeak. In plain English that is a person thats a huge fratstar, or a toolish cool person, or the person that gets the most ignored calls in your phone. I think you get the picture. Please add a short Cheese story to increase your potential of winning. We will post the Cheesemon for a week.
All you need to do is email us your picture submission. We may choose more than one winner for the both contests so fire away. The last day to send your pics in is December 4th. We will pick the winner right after that.
Here is a prototype of one of the shirts (its not the final copy, they will be in color). Pretty self explanitory. Know what I mean?
Judge Threatens Jail for Collaros
An Ohio Judge has warned Cincinnati Bearcats QB Zach Collaros that if he doesnt finish his alcohol class then he is going to jail instead of the bowl game. Collaros was caught with a fake ID a few months back trying to get into a bar. He was ordered to attend a class on the dangers of alcohol. Obviously, he didnt. The Judge called him back in and reprimanded him. Excuse me, Mr. Judge, do you not know Zach Collaros is way above the law right now. His QB rating of 195.53 is practically a get out of jail free card in Ohio! Sorry he didnt have time for your class Mr. Judge, his hands were full with throwing 4 touchdowns against Syracuse. I think the Judge clearly jumped off the bandwagon when they brought former starter Tony Pike in down in the redzone to score the touchdowns this past week.
Kevin Garnett Making It Rain
Shout out to Trevor Brown aka T Dog for this video. Kevin Garnett hits an almost full court shot... that doesnt count. Nevertheless, a sick play by him.
When You Think You Are Having a Bad Day...
...just be thankful you are not this guy.
Thats nice technique right there.
Thats nice technique right there.
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
(Begin playing BuckCherry's "Crazy Bitch")... Now I realize this is somewhat old news but New Mexico women's soccer player Elizabeth Lambert has broken her silence about her actions in a game against BYU. In the game, she went ape shit and started beating ass, no lie.
Hey Elizabeth, fyi, they are Mormons.
She granted an interview to the NY Times where she tried to defend herself. I cant really say it worked. "I think the way the video came out, it did make me look like a monster." was how she defended herself. You think? You think the way the video came out made you look like a monster? Honestly. This ones a slam dunk. I dont think the way the video came out made you look like a monster. No I dont think that at all. I think the way you did your best Manny Pacquiao impression on that girl's face made you look like monster.
Anyway, here is a post of the video of this girl going beast mode.
Hey Elizabeth, fyi, they are Mormons.
She granted an interview to the NY Times where she tried to defend herself. I cant really say it worked. "I think the way the video came out, it did make me look like a monster." was how she defended herself. You think? You think the way the video came out made you look like a monster? Honestly. This ones a slam dunk. I dont think the way the video came out made you look like a monster. No I dont think that at all. I think the way you did your best Manny Pacquiao impression on that girl's face made you look like monster.
Anyway, here is a post of the video of this girl going beast mode.
Mangino Loves to Touch
Kansas Jayhawks football Coach Mark Mangino has been under some fire the past couple of days over allegations of abuse of his players. Today, things arent getting better for him. Some of his former players have stepped up and confirmed the allegations.
Below is a quote from former WR Raymond Brown about what Mangino said to him after dropping a pass:
(Right after his brother had been shot in St. Louis)
"I dropped a pass and [Mangino] was mad," Brown said. "And I said, 'Yes, sir. Yes, sir.' The yelling didn't bother me. But then he said, 'Shut up!' He said, 'If you don't shut up, I'm going to send you back to St. Louis so you can get shot with your homies.' I was irate. I wanted to hurt him to be honest with you."
If you ask me, that right there deserves punch to the face. Square in the shnoz.
I think we all know why Mangino is so fat now. He probably insulted Jenny Craig too.
Well, that, or his players keep sneaking into his snack drawer and thats whats pissing him off.
And for a little comparison...
Below is a quote from former WR Raymond Brown about what Mangino said to him after dropping a pass:
(Right after his brother had been shot in St. Louis)
"I dropped a pass and [Mangino] was mad," Brown said. "And I said, 'Yes, sir. Yes, sir.' The yelling didn't bother me. But then he said, 'Shut up!' He said, 'If you don't shut up, I'm going to send you back to St. Louis so you can get shot with your homies.' I was irate. I wanted to hurt him to be honest with you."
If you ask me, that right there deserves punch to the face. Square in the shnoz.
I think we all know why Mangino is so fat now. He probably insulted Jenny Craig too.
Well, that, or his players keep sneaking into his snack drawer and thats whats pissing him off.
And for a little comparison...
Excessive Celebration
Typical Swedish hockey right here. The player, Hendrik Andersen, succesfully avoided any contact on his way to the net. Shot a nice shot around the goalie. And then proceded to excessively celebrate. Maybe not his fault...
BTW... His first goal of the year.
BTW... His first goal of the year.
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