Texas/Bama BCS National Championship

Just got announced tonight. More on this later.

After the game Texas celebrated their Big 12 Championship, obviously. I found this clip online of some rando guy dubbing Mac Brown and Colt MyBoy fondling eachother.

It Must Be a Tip Drill

The football gods were watching over Fresno State yesterday. This failed but completed two point conversion is a little unreal.

But at the end of the day... the guy is still only a line.... for Fresno State

Florida/Bama: Tim Tebow Drinking Game

I came across this online and thought it was hysterical. Try it out. But I must warn you... Few have come out on top.

Here it is

Tim Tebow points to the sky...  only to hold it up with his finger...

Oh and in case you wanted to see what some of his rumored babes look like...

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Noggin Floggin

Occasionally, TRS will flip on channel 55 and watch some Tru TV. You know.. gotta catch up on the murders and retards of the world. They do the occasional "Worlds..." Dumbest People, Best Partys, Nicest Salads...

This one here caught my attention. Dumbest Partiers. I bet these kids combined SAT scores are probably around the temperature in Baltimore today. Its almost winter.

Keith Ballard's Ultimate Fail

Florida Panthers Defenseman Keith Ballard had a pretty rough outting the other day. He got beat to a puck for a break away and then in an unexpected turn of events did his best Barry Bonds impression to the goal post. Unfortunately, for him, and Goalie Tomas Vokoun, he missed and hit Vokoun in the side of the head. Vokoun had to be taken off on a stretcher... minus part of his ear.

Talk about a guy that cant get it right. He get even get pissed off right.

By far one of the most stupid things I have seen in awhile. Back in the day, all you needed to impress a girl was some chapstick and some MD 20/20.

Apparently this kid thinks face plants in the dirt are what the ladies are trying to see...


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Favre Mic'd Up

Here is a little look into what Brett Favre is like on the field. He was mic'ed up against the Lions

At one point he does make excessive contact with other players butts. Makes you wonder...

Who Said Tennis Wasnt Hood?

Today the Tennis Gods slapped Serena Williams with a nice little $82.5k fine for her little tirade at the US Open. Serena did her best terrorist impression by shouting things like "I'll kill you" and other nonsense. She also faces suspension if she goes ham on a judge again. And who said Tennis is a country club sport? Hollaaa!



Oh, but Serena does not have anything on this girls freak out. Hand this girl the award right now. (All time classic if you havent seen it)

If anyone caught the Florida/Florida St. football game, you may have seen that FSU tried this gimmick/play/technique/debauchery at least 5 times in the game. News came out today that Bobby Bowden is going to retire, and with stradegy like this... I think his retirement is a few years over due. Boom.

And Down She Goes...

This is what I like to call a touchdown and succesful converstion.

This girl goes down. Fast.

Sorry Raw Friends

I want to extend an apology to all the TRS readers for the lack of new content. It has been a busy holiday season and sometimes people need to try to graduate college first before they update their blog daily. I hope you guys understand. Raw.

And with Hockey season underway...

An Asinine Incident

I missed this live on MNF but my man Andrew Solarz showed it to me. Devin Hester is doing his best stripper impersonation on NBC.


Kind of funny that the guy that posted this video also put "Twilight New Moon" in the title. Thats a verteran YouTube move.

Layin The Wood

In a day and age where every one is skeptical about performance enhancers... I think this one might raise any eyebrow or 2. Regardless, dear lord, did the kids he hit die? Honestly.

That's A Big Snake

Check out this snake. Its pretty big.

Props to Yomas Duerr for the video.

The 10th Annual Turkey Trot

TheRawSection covered a rare event. On Monday morning, the Johns Hopkins Men's Lacrosse team competed in the 10th annual Turkey Trot. The Turkey Trot is a tradition at Hopkins consisting of an intense conditioning day before the holiday break. This year, 6 teams competed against each other, gaining points for place of finish. The teams were: The Special Aces, Beef Curtains, Room Service, Eskimo Brothers, ATM, and The Lord and His Knights. One of the main rules of the contests was no smiling and talking allowed. You didnt want to be the guy to violate that rule.

The day kicked off at 6:30am with an intense warm up. The first event? The Peg Board Pull Up Challenge. The task was simple. Each man had to reach the top of the peg board and then make his way back down. The Lord and His Knights, led by the Lord himself (Tim Donovan), dashed out to a quick lead and never relinquished it. They picked up 6 points in what seemed to be a promising start. Unfortunately, the Lords were sacrificed and could only manage 11 points out of all the remaining events.

After the PBPUC, the Jays gamespeeded it over to the Homewood Stadium stairs where they competed on a set of racing stairs. ATM lived up to the hype and had a strong showing, earning a bye in the first round of the next event.

The next event was a serious man session of Tug of War, complete with middle school gym class ropes.  ATM squared off with Beef Curtains in the final and ATM was money once again.

A 120 yard sled push (with 2-25lbs plates) was sandwiched by two 300 yard shuttle runs. No one is really sure how the shuttle runs were scored, or even if everyone finished correctly. Therefore, TRS cannot accurately report on the results of the 300 yard shuttles. The 120 yard sled push is usually an easy task for the Jays. But not today. Some of the members of the team were diminished to a baby crawl on the field trying to move the sled. It was funny. There were no deaths on the day, but Freshman Chris Leightner (Calvert Hall High School, MD) fell ill with a "mystery" illness and could not finish the remaining events.

The remaining event was a 120 yard sled pull with the middle school gym ropes attached. The idea was to tug the rope. Technique varied. Some wore more deliberate with their tugs, others tugged it pretty quick. A stand out in this event was Dave Spaulding who was surprisingly good at tugging it.

After tugging the rope, there was a tug of war-off for first place, naturally. A strange series of events occured when Matt Drenan (San Fransico, California) ripped his shirt off to the dismay of everyone. Subsequently, he placed it back on after being heckled.

Team ATM (All The Money?) took home the championship with a well balanced performance. The Lord and His Knights were William Wallaced and ended up in last place.