Bernard Scott Scores ACU an A

Did you know there is a college that every player from there who plays in the NFL has returned a kick for a touchdown? Its true. Who is the college? The college is Abilene Christian University in Texas. The three players? Bernard Scott of the Bengals, Johnny Knox of the Bears and Danieal Manning of the Bears. Knox scored on a 102 yard KO return against the Lions (untouched, of course) early this year. Manning housed an 83 yarder last year. Bernard Scott completed the trifecta, 3/3, 100%, KO success rate for ACU this past Sunday, scoring on a 96 yard return against the Steelers. Thank God Scott returned that kick or else the Bengals/Steelers game would have been ridiculously boring instead of just pretty boring.

ACU is showing up in the KO return game. Where you at USC? Florida? Texas?

Bernard Scott on his return. AP Photo.

On TV

Although I am a loyal Penn State fan, I was in attendance for the Ohio State-Wisconsin football game at the Horse Shoe. Their fans cant cheer half as loud or half as well as the Penn State fans. We were lucky enough to have front row seats in the corner/endzone and saw some great action. After a TD pass was caught right in front of us, we started a small riot in the stands. The camera turned and looked up at us and BOOM- instant stardom. National TV.

Here is a pic that has been captured off a DVR. Pretty Sick.

I know what you all are thinking... it is pretty weird seeing Scoot Noot without any Ravens gear on.

Three Step Knick Knocking

Now, this is a real sport. The idea is simple but the execution is extremely hard. Watch at about 2:15 to start the action. This is from Andy and Hamish the guys that brought you "Ghosting".

Props to Sammy for the vid. Juice.

Pacquiao Doing It All

Great fight on Saturday night. I wasnt in a position (not enough TV's where I was) to watch the whole fight. I know thats kind of a lame excuse but shut up. The fighters danced for the first 5 or 6 and then you could notice Pac really taking the upper hand. His speed and power combination was no match for Cotto. Cotto dropped his guard early and it burned him. The ref bailed him out in the 12th after an onslaught by Pac.

A couple things about the fight:
- Cotto was a 3:1 favorite heading in
- The fight brought in more than $82 Million in viewing sales
- There was a total to close to 1.5 Million Pay Per View purchases
- Pacquiao took home much of the purse at around $13 million.... Oh, thats before the $82 mill is split up.
- Pacquiao held a concert in Vegas after he won. Sporting his war wounds and a bandaged ear he sang "La Bamba" among other things. Who said stamina is a problem for him?
- The TKO of Cotto was Pac's 50th career win

A Rock and A Hard Place

By now, I am sure most sports fans have seen the ending to the Pats/Colts game. Sorry again Steve Boyle. Anyway, a lot of people are questioning Belichick's call on 4th and 2 from his own 28. I am going to step up and defend him here. The Colts scoring drives in the 4th quarter were of 79 and 79 yards. One took 2:04 and the other took 1:49. Peyton Manning was firey hot and I think going for it is the right call. To be honest, is there much difference between giving Peyton Manning the ball 28 yards away or 80 yards away? To be honest, there isnt much of a difference. Peyton showed that he had the offense moving and Belichick simply didnt want to put the ball in his hands again. Cant blame him for that. When Peyton is hot, the Indy O operates like a machine. If they make that fourth down, worst case scenario is Indy gets the ball back with anywhere from 15-30 seconds left with no timeouts and Peyton deep in his own territory.

And I dont think Belichick dissed his defense by going for it (contrary to Bruschi's belief). If the Pats had the ball, the Colts cant score. Dont be dicks (Bruschi is clearly suffering from Schizophrenia from all his concussions) and take offense to that. Its smart coaching.  Granted some people didnt like the and 4th and 2 call, but I want to credit Belichick for at least having the balls to want to ice the game away without any real threat.

I thought it was pretty funny that Rodney Harrison ripped Belichick, too. Some real loyalty there, Rodney.

Bud Adams Gets Worked

As I posted below, Titans Owner Bud Adams had some unique gesturing towards the Bills fans on Sunday. Well, now its costing Bud $250k. Can't say I am surprised. Lets forgive Bud though, he is 86, his eye sight is clearly poor enough to not notice Roger Goodell in the house, anddd he also deserves a pass because honestly, do 86 year olds know what the middle finger even means? I through it up to my Pop Pop one time and he thought I was a dumbass who couldnt count correctly on my fingers.

But hey, at least he can manage to get that up without help at age 86.

Look at the poor old guy... does he look like a senior citizen that even knows where he is?

Scud Bud

 Titan's Owner Bud Adams had a pretty funny celebration during the Titans victory on Sunday. With the game in hand with two late pick-6's, Bud Adams flashed a hook 'em Horns sign (in support of Vince Young) and then followed that up with the birdy finger. You know what they say, never trust a guy with two beer names.

Roger Goodell was actually in attendance. Let's see how much this one is going to cost Bud.

EDIT: The tool who posted the video on Youtube, disable embedding now so you have to there to watch it. Just click below.

Head Coach Ricky Jimmy

I wanted to kick this Monday morning off with a funny vid for those of you suffering from a case of the "Mondays". Well... and also to buy myself some more time to get my thoughts together with a big Monday morning check in. This video is a little older, but rarely seen. I assure you that it is hilarious. The speaker is Ronny Lott's high school football coach, Ricky Jimmy. Played by none other than Will Ferrell.

If you are watching this in a public place be careful... you might get pee pants.

Sunday Night Football

What a game! Sorry to Steve Boyle for his Pat's late collapse. Belichick with a pretty questionable call there. But then again I dont think he would be where he is today with out rolling the dice a few times. He just came up craps this time.

Peyton Manning= Instant Offense/Instance Greatness

Ill be back tomorrow (Monday) with some new stuff, including Pats/Colts, Pacquiao's beatdown of Cotto and whatever funny nonsense I can get my hands on.

Peace out.

PS. In case any of you care about... wait for it... Womens Golf/LPGA, Michelle Wie won her first tourney ever today. Remember when she was all hype?
Sorry to any manly men out there who I offended by posting an article about women sports.

Tom Cable Keeping His Pimp Hand Strong

After another heartbreaking loss in a shoot out (16-10) today against the powerhouse KC Chiefs in the Toilet Bowl, Raiders head coach Tom Cable learned that he is NOT going to be disciplined by the NFL for his woman beating antics. Man, you gotta love that. First he cold cocks his assistant breaking his jaw, then dodges allegations of beating two former girlfriends and THEN openly admits he has hit a woman before. Still, WITHOUT repercussions. Only in America people. Wait, is it legal if they deserved it?

Dont worry... the league didnt miss Chad OchoJohnson holding that dollar bill in his hand. $20K, pay up.



Disclaimer: YEA, I KNOW, the Eagles did lose to the Raiders but I can still rip Tom Cable if I feel like it.

Another disclaimer: Please dont hit women. Thank you.

If You Wanna Win... Put Vince Young In

As my buddy Bob P (accurately) stated... So what if Vince Young is a functional retard? HE WINS. Vinny Y put up 210 and a TD against the... well, Bills. But who cares? A wins a win. Yea, getting 200+ all purpose yards from Chris Johnson helped, but it seems like the Titans are having a bit of a resurgence, ripping off 3 straight wins after starting 0-6. Vince has gotten some confidence back (lets not mention his suicide attempt) and is playing decently enough to get the wins. He is managing well, about as well as you have to manage to run a successful McDonalds.

Vince Young goes hard... On and off the field. Get it Vince!

DJ Spin That...

Saw a good friend and former teammate of mine out on Friday night. Austin Walker (you may have heard of his dad, Wes Walker, all-time great NY Jets Wide Receiver), better known as DeeJay AWOL has been doing his own independent music thing. Making some beats and producing some stuff. I told him I just started a blog so I would throw some of his stuff up. He has been featured on a couple NY radio stations where he hails from. Check his stuff out below. Kids got some talent.



And for all the ladies out there. AWOL put together a little Britteny Spears mix...

The Man Behind the Mullet

I dont know whats better, Jared Allen's mullet or Jared Allen's sack celebration. Here is an NFL.com video strictly about his mullet. Classic.


"Party with 2 r's"

Props to MD4

Excuse Me, But Is There a Dog in Here?

 Quick Story

Last night, I ventured down to Canton Square in Downtown Baltimore. My sister was visiting for her friends birthday and they headed out to this nice spot called Caladdaghs (pronounced Colada/man, I should get payed for all these plugs I do). I figured I would check out the scene, say happy birthday and have a drink. Caladdagh's consists of an upstairs and a downstairs. The upstairs is more of a dancefloor type area. So we ventured up there at one point. One of the first things I noticed (was a bit hard not to) was some gang banger waving a towel above his head while dancing. Okay, yea, that was pretty interesting. Didnt really pay much mind to it until... out of no where, I hear a dog barking. Naturally, I was like WTF?! I look around, and wouldnt you know but Mr. Towel-Wavin'-Guy was breaking it down on the dance flo' while simutameously barking like a dog. I mean this guy had skillZ... dance moves, towel wavin' and dog barkin'? Come on, you dont even see that in the movies!

Oh yea, the song playing was "3" by Brittany Spears. Dead Serious.