T-Shirts Coming Soon

We here at The Raw Section (TRS, The Sects, The Section, Raw Nasty) plan to start pumping out some free t-shirts for our readers. Things have gotten pretty hot and heavy pretty quick around here. We are going to do it in the form of a simple contest. Look out for it in the next few days for the details and how you can get a sicky nar nar free-t and we can get our name out there.

Konichiwa bitches.

Lax Brah!

A big step in the lacrosse community took place today. College Lacrosse 2010 released on XBox Live Marketplace. Its not an actual disk game yet, and hasnt been picked up by one of the major gaming companies (such as EA Sports), but its a start for all you lax bro's and laxtitutes out there. It costs 400 Magic Wizard Points on Marketplace (or $5 for non-nerds).


 What better country to show playing lacrosse than... Costa Rica!

Best Commercial on TV

We here at TRS believe this is the funniest commercial on TV currently...

Asian guy. Mustache. Kansas Song. Enough Said.

The Raw Section Meets Twitter

The Raw Section is now up and running on Twitter! Tweet at us, follow us, drop us a line.

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Granny at QB

A little trickeration here by Bethel College football...

Bringing back the Granny shot.

Silly Charlie

I do believe Notre Dame football coach Charlie Weis is sadly mistaken. Earlier this week in a press conference he said he doesnt believe the fate of his job has been decided. Uh... Charles... really? Do you really that think TWO games are going to decide your coaching status at ND? Sorry Charlie, but ND is not just going to forget your previous 60 games. Two games isnt going to determine the rest of his tenure there, especially losing to Navy 2 weeks ago (2nd loss in 3 years to them). I do believe his fate has been sealed. I also feel pretty good that he is done after this year. There are more than enough candidates to take his spot, and frankly he just isnt cutting it.

Follow my lesson:

In the past 7 seasons...
Team 1: 2 losing seasons, 1-5 bowl record
Team 2: 1 losing season, 3-3 bowl record

Team 1? Notre Dame Fighting Irish
Team 2? Virginia Cavaliers

Enough said.

Brady Quinn Fined

Brady Quinn is now paying for his dirty hit on Terrell Suggs. It came out earlier today that Quinn's hit on Suggs has left him with a partially torn MCL and he is going to have to sit a few weeks. Brady Quinn said he has been fined a "good amount". I am pretty happy about this. Not because Brady Quinn gets his due but because out of fear for his life and what we know Ray Lewis is capable of (on the field... and outside of clubs).

It sucks that Suggs has to miss time over this scummy play. Do you think the league is going to institute the Brady Rule #2 now?

Japanese Wrestling at Its Finest

A lot of people contend that Japan is up and coming in world power and technology and blah blah blah. This video makes me beg to differ.

Its almost disturbing. And to think some people say Japan is a more advanced nation than the US....


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LeBron Catching Passes From Brady Quinn?

After the Clevland Browns 8th embarrassing loss of the season, reporters went to LeBron James. Why not? He is the king. The questions they asked him were about playing football in the NFL. LeBron was quoted as saying, "If I put all my time and commitment into it, if I dedicated myself to the game of football, I could be really good." Oh how humble LeBron. LeBron goes 6'8, 250 lbs. For comparison, Antonio Gates is listed as 6'4, 260lbs. At LBJ's size, I think it would be smarter to stick him at left tackle. I mean if he caught a pass he would only try to crab dribble the basketball, duh?

Here is little snip of LeBron in high school playing football. Not bad hands really...

Supporting The Troops

This nice young woman I like to refer to as my girlfriend brought a great website to my attention. The website is Lets Say Thanks. The website sends cards from online to our troops overseas. Its sponsored by Xerox that lets you pick a card, a message, sign your name and send it to the troops. Its pretty easy and takes about a minute. Thought I would throw it out there. Its something nice to do regardless of your view point on the war.

Jauron... Ja-gone.

Dick Jauron was fired today by the Buffalo Bills. Did we not see this coming for the worst offense in the NFL? Jauron was 3-5 this season, and an impressive 24-33 since 2006. I do feel bad for the guy, however, he lost his offensive coordinator in the preseason. Cant be easy.

If Jauron wanted to put together a resume of negatives it would look like this:
- Never had a better record than 7-9
- The offense is currently scoring a touch over 15 points a game
- The Bills have had less than 300 yards a game in 8 of 9 games this year
- Their QB has only thrown for over 200 yards once this season
- The Bills are about to miss the playoffs for a 10th straight season

If Jauron wanted to put together a resume together of positives it would look like this:
- He shut Terrell Owens the hell up
 

Seriously though, has anyone else forgotten that TO still plays in the NFL? I am not trying to hate but where has he been? Sure, the Bills offense sucks but TO has been an absolute no show. 26 catches for 366 yards and ONE touchdown. My 6 year old cousin has better numbers than that in his Saturday Flag Football League. TO also has the same number of receiving touchdowns as rushing touchdown... ONE. Thats a total of TWO touchdowns by TO. Now you know why we havent heard from the loud mouth. He has nothing to talk about.

(I understand he has been a little banged up... boo hoo)

Serious Cat Fight

Sorry for all the posts about soccer (football for European weirdos). I dont know what it is but I just keep coming across soccer. Ill try to diversify. Amen.

Here is a video of a girls high school soccer game. Things get wild at the end of the game and it looks like a Baltimore City gang fight.

Number 13 in white? Wearing a doo-rag. Guy? Girl? It? I dunno but she is beating some ass.


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The U Strikes Again

Following up my post about the U's football squad, a buddy of mine brought another team from the U to my attention. The U's Boys Soccer Team is currently ranked 7th in ESPN's Fab 50 for high school soccer. Thats pretty legit. They are the highest ranked team in PA on the Fab 50 (I mean they are #7) with a record of 22-2-1. They are waiting to play in the state semi's this week, subsequently against another Fab 50 team Father Judge (#10). Trust me, Judge is not that sweet though from word on the street.

My personal connection to this story is the U's boys soccer coach was my middle school basketball coach (Yea, this kid could ball). I know for fact he runs a tight ship. Miss a lay up on his team, I dare you.

The Return of Ovie

Stevey Burke's Washington Caps got their main man, Alex Ovechkin, back tonight against the NY Rangers. I cant say I am a huge Ovie fan because I think he is obnoxiously cocky but I guess he deserves to be. Also, how the hell does this gremlin lookalike get women? Supposedly he cleans up down in DC (top floor Rhino?). Whatever, power to him.

I guess this guy deserves the pub he gets because he showed up tonight and notched his league leading 15th goal in the Caps win. By the way, he has only played in 14 games. Where you at Sid the Kid?

And for all you Happy Gilmore fans out there... (told you he was ugly!)

Owned

When I used to play soccer back in the day, I was once told it wasnt an uncommon tactic for the goalie on a PK to try to sike out a guy taking the kick. Clearly, this goalie here is trying his hardest for a sike out. The end result is priceless.


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